OK - here's the deal. I want to get the name Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst said on-air, on BBC radio 1.

Here's what you should do.

1- Sign Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst up for any and all junk mail you can. Fill in web forms!
(you can find information on him here: http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/lord_omar_biography.html )
His e-mail address is Ravenhurst5@hotmail.com
Use whatever real-world address seems appropriate to you.

2- When signing Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst up to receive his free sample of washing powder, or asking some mailing house to send him details on their offers, leave this number as part of his details: 07770 756 408 . It is the Radio1 flirt divert number.
(more information here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/flirtdivert.shtml )

3- Post this in your own journal, but do not say who you ganked it from. Encourage your friends, neighbours, school teachers, trusted enemies and pets to post this too.

The idea is that the radio 1 number will get innundated with calls from people offering them free soap powder, timeshare deals and new phone contracts. All in the name of Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst. Eventually they'll get so pissed off that they will mention his name on air, if only to call him a sad-act or something.

4- Run away giggling, or not.

5- Rinse, wash, repeal